17 Epic Things Parents *Really* Do On ‘Special’ Date Nights. #17 Is My Story.

C’mon. Who’re you kidding?!

4. Shop for school clothes — because even though it’s a crappy date, it’s better than shopping with your kids.

5. Watch Netflix and fall asleep on the couch at 6:00pm until the sitter wakes you up with a reminder phone call.

6. Go to the Olive Garden. Or really any restaurant with a kid’s menu, so you can enjoy not having to get one.